"Thanks for using all my (expletive crossed out) tampons and leaving the empty box on the shelf.
Thank you
Souza :-)"
I never quite understood what "passive-aggressive" meant. It was one of those things that perplexed my mind. How can someone be both passive and aggressive? I was pretty much used to being called aggressive, so it kinda threw me for a loop when DBF (Dear Boyfriend) told me I was passive-aggressive. I had to do a little research to find a definition.
In my travels to determine what kind of character flaw I was being accused of possessing, I came across this:
The hilariousness of some of these notes is unparalleled. One of my all time favorites is "Rocket Pubes" which will make you laugh till your eyes are watering and your coworkers are asking, "What the heck is she doing over there?" The downside is, you will never again look at taking a shower the same way.
Anyhowza, ever since I added it to my favorites I have been on the lookout for passive-aggressive notes to submit. You can imagine my excitement when I went into the restroom at work a week or so ago and found this baby in the cabinet. WHOO HOO!!! I raced back to my desk to grab my cell phone and started clicking away trying to get a good enough pic to submit to the web page. I sent the pics to my computer and eagerly emailed them to the web page. So, hopefully in the near future this baby will appear on the web page and somebody here at work will fess up and bring in a new box of tampons for Souza.
Oh and in case you were wondering, YES! I do admit to sometimes being passive aggressive. But that's nothing a little bit of counseling can't help fix.
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